"You Need to Come Back Right Now! NaNoWriMo Has Started Again!"

 OK, so I've been gone for a while, but it's time to get back to this blog. (I admit that I've almost forgotten about it until now, but it's good to be back.)

Of course I'll tell you about my other stories while I'm at it. Just be patient, OK?

Anyway, the blog feels a bit dated and (save for a few posts here and there) I'm going to have to start all over again! But not to worry, as I can backdate a ton of the blog entries to fit what I've written so far so you won't get lost in this inane rambling. 

Plus, this blog should only be used during the month of November, so I have a ton of editing to do. 

Sorry!

Anyway, I'm going to talk about my latest writing project within a few hours, so watch for it!

What's the Update on "The Imaginary Magical Worlds of Jacquel Chrissy May"?

Well, I'm glad you asked that question, because I have a lot to go over. So let's begin!

Part one was called "So You Think You Can Handle This", which contains the stories The Asperger's Files, The Original Teen Rebels and Sheila Baines, All in One Death, Temmy & Venus: Rebels or Rockers, "The Spirit Keeper" and the Bible, The Dead Children Magical Universe, The Main Seven Tragedy, Why Imaginary Friends are Evil and The Doctor Mighty Theory. Those particularly heart-wrenching stories center mainly on child deaths and disabilities, as well as popular fan theories about stories I have written years ago, including some stuff that I had planned years ago and totally forgotten about.

Part two was called "Nostalgia Is Hazardous To Your Health", and it included the follow stories The MovieWatching Trio vs. Disney movies, A Historical Secret, The MTM Connection, The Truth about Logan Dara, Dicky Michaelson, and Andrea Marshall, The "Time-Blood Trilogy" and "Do You Remember" Connection, Harry Potter is a Lie, Did the Harry Potter movies cause the cancellation of "Away in England", Was Oriana Anastasia, and The Beldensville Theory. These stories serve as a reminder that nostalgia may be good in very short doses, it won't do you any good in the long run. The best way to deal with nostalgia is to let it go and stay in the present.

Well, I managed to complete two parts of the story, with the third part (And One More Thing) not being written yet. Of course, there's NaNoEdMo, in which you spend 50 hours editing a story. I hope to have this story ready soon.

Confessions of a Fanfiction Writer Movie Posters

A few months ago, I made up the movie novels for Teresa Beckett's The Silver Stones. Now here's what the movie posters would look like:

Movie poster for "The Mage's Gift"
Starring Ian Atkins, Tony Woodard, Alisha Ray, Kristie Lewis, Gerard Worth, Taylor Johnson, Heather Douglas, with Jacquelyn-Claire Ulrich as Meliora Tremayne, Robert Hinton as Cyrus Nicholson, and introducing Skyler Stewart as Dylan Drake
An Epic Adventure Begins
The Mage's Gift
November 6, 2015
Written by Evelyn Wood
Directed by Deirdre Dara
Produced by Deirdre Dara, Charlie Jackson, David Armstrong, and Daniel Holmes
Produced by Moviemagic Films
Distributed by Imaginetopia Studios
Original Soundtrack Available on Starstone Records
Based on the The Bloodstone Key, The Quantum Mystery, and The Hunter of the Night by Theresa Beckett
Visit the Official Website at www.moviemagicfilms.com/silverstonesmovies

Movie poster for "The Darkest Moon "
Starring Ian Atkins, Tony Woodard, Alisha Ray, Kristie Lewis, Gerard Worth, Taylor Johnson, Heather Douglas, with Jacquelyn-Claire Ulrich as Meliora Tremayne, Robert Hinton as Cyrus Nicholson, Aidan Hatfield as Shane Dinanham, Philip Hanson as Hondras Gray, Elliot Shaffer as Estazius Bloodworth, and Skyler Stewart as Dylan Drake
Sequel to the Hit Movie "The Mage's Gift"
The Darkest Moon
November 2, 2018
Written by Evelyn Wood
Directed by Deirdre Dara
Produced by Deirdre Dara, Charlie Jackson, David Armstrong, and Daniel Holmes
Produced by Moviemagic Films
Distributed by Imaginetopia Studios
Original Soundtrack Available on Starstone Records
Based on the The Edge of Night, The Cracked Roses, and The Force of Magic by Theresa Beckett
Visit the Official Website at www.moviemagicfilms.com/silverstonesmovies

Movie poster for "The Red Ashes"
Starring Ian Atkins, Tony Woodard, Alisha Ray, Kristie Lewis, Gerard Worth, Taylor Johnson, Heather Douglas, with Jacquelyn-Claire Ulrich as Meliora Tremayne, Robert Hinton as Cyrus Nicholson, Aidan Hatfield as Shane Dinanham, Philip Hanson as Hondras Gray, Elliot Shaffer as Estazius Bloodworth, and Skyler Stewart as Dylan Drake
The Finale to the Silver Stones Trilogy
The Red Ashes
November 3, 2020
Written by Evelyn Wood
Directed by Deirdre Dara
Produced by Deirdre Dara, Charlie Jackson, David Armstrong, and Daniel Holmes
Produced by Moviemagic Films
Distributed by Imaginetopia Studios
Original Soundtrack Available on Starstone Records
Based on the The Seventh Moon, The Cold Shadow, and The Frozen Legacy by Theresa Beckett
Visit the Official Website at www.moviemagicfilms.com/silverstonesmovies

Later on, I'll have the completed posters. Bye for now!

When Will You Write "Harry Moffer & the World's Stupidest Fanfiction"?

Actually, I'm glad you asked that question, because it brings up something I'm going to inevitably deal with in the near future.

And that is called fanfiction. Legal fanfiction, so to speak.

With the release of the script (not book) of the play Harry Potter & the Cursed Child, many people were up in arms, as they finally saw the Harry Potter series for what it truly was: a huge mess. It was like someone took the worst parts of the series, slapped them together, and called it a book. And to make things worse, the public accepted it without much question.

Which is why I have a plan to call that out in the book "Harry Moffer & the World's Stupidest Fanfiction" (which won't be written by me, of course!).

I'll let you all know what the play...i mean story...is about as soon as I get the fifth Harry Moffer book ready for publication. And with that, i must say that Harry Moffer is not to be treated as something trivial, even if it is a satire of the Harry Potter books.

So, What's Next for Camp NaNoWriMo?

In 2013, I began a satire known as Harry Moffer & the Dumbest Story Ever. In that particular story, Harry Moffer (a 14-year-old loser) is suddenly yanked away from his comfortable but boring home in Branford, Coggnetigut and taken to another town called Wyvernwing, Pencilvarnia. There, he is sent to Warthogpox High School.

In Warthogpox, many people believe he is the real-life incarnation of the boy wizard Larry Dobber, the hero of the Larry Dobber series. Harry doesn't think he is the hero, not when he hasn't done anything significant. He manages to befriend Pun Teasley and Hildegarde Lamer, two other losers who are just as discontent with their lives as he is. The Grim Trio sets off to break Larry Dobber's stranglehold on America, which also exposes the books as a well-written fraud. How the story progresses is anyone's guess.

Harry's story continues with "Harry Moffer & the Really Stupid Sequel", when the entire population of Warthogpox High ends up singing songs inspired by High School Musical, "Harry Moffer & the Class That Couldn't Keep Itself Together", in which secrets about Harry's past are brought to light, and "Harry Moffer Really Needs to Give Up & Go Home", in which Harry, now a high school sophomore, deals with everything happening in the Larry Dobber books.

Now, I should be on the fifth book, "Harry Moffer & the Unhappy Fandom", in which the Larry Dobber fandom is angry with him for not only calling their favorite book series a colossal waste of time, but Harry himself is a junior who must find out what happened to his parents or die trying.

Well, what's happening with the series? I'm going to get everything ready so the fifth book can be written in April. We still need Harry Moffer.

Hey, where's the story?

I know you're asking if I'm ever going to finish the story "And You Thought Your Family was Weird", but remember that these things take a lot of time to happen, and I simply don't have all the time in the world to devote to one story. There are many other things I have to do, and I can't sit in front of a computer all day long.

I hope you understand.

Anyway, I know that you're wanting an update on the story, and I will say that Kristin is starting to get on my nerves. She refuses to play her role, and she's ruining the story with her awful behavior. But fear not, dear readers, as she will be humbled, one way or another. You can trust me on that.

Well, that's all for now and I hope that you all know that I will have the story completed sometime in October.

Where have I been?

In case you were wondering where I've been all last week, I had gotten sick, so I couldn't work on the story. So I was pretty bummed about that.

Anyway, I'm looking forward to getting back into the game and hopefully making some progress with the story that needs to be made. It's not going to happen overnight, but I know for sure that whatever happens, I'll be ready for it.

Plus, I should be halfway through the first draft, and I would have gotten there if I didn't get sick, so there you have it.

But I'm not crying over the lost time; instead, I'm upset that I had wasted so much time being sick that I haven't had the chance to catch up with my blog and now it's getting further away from me. I hate playing catch up.

Well, that's all I have for now, and wait for more blog posts regarding the novel I'm working on this month and the months past. I'll be back with more!